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Installing Love On the Human Computer


(Photo modified. Original by gesteves)

A customer ran into some computer problems and called the helpdesk for assistance. Here was how the conversation went….

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However,you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components.” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

God/Tech Support: You’re Welcome, Anytime.

— Anonymous

Credit
I wish to highlight that I received the above freeware from a friend. She had forwarded it in an email which was from someone else. At the end of the story, it was signed “anon”, an abbreviation for “anonymous”. I thought I’d share it as I found it a rather cute way of presenting about self-love. Hope you like it!

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Stacey / Create a Balance - February 17, 2009

Thanks for this lighthearted story today. It was a perfect story to read as I emerge from my wholehearted vacation back into reality.

Jannie Funster - February 17, 2009

Cute! And there is lots of love to go around. And after my latest post I am so ready to get the love back.

J.D. Meier - February 17, 2009

How ironic. I very nearly used a smiley yellow face on my post today. The law of attraction in action!

I really like your storytelling to illustrate the points. It’s a great reminder of the power of NLP to debug your programs.

Marelisa - February 17, 2009

Hi Evelyn: I think this puts it in a language that lots of people will be able to understand 🙂 I would add that maybe your computer will start to run a bit slower since love is a slow emotion, but that just gives you more time to breath, be in the moment, and reflect on what you’re doing.

Jay Schryer - February 17, 2009

What a great story! This is the perfect example of using humor to convey complex information quickly and easily. The best thing about this little parable is that it is sooo true! And if you pay close attention, it gives you a very practical, step-by-step approach to making yourself ready for love. I plan on sharing this with everybody!

Alik Levin | PracticeThis.com - February 17, 2009

Evelyn,
Your writing is very engaging. It reminds me few great books actually, books i really love. One example is “Raving Fans: A Revolutionary Approach To Customer Service ” – one of my favorite.
Good stuff!

Jean Browman--Cheerful Monk - February 17, 2009

Cute analogy. Thanks. 🙂

Hunter Nuttall - February 17, 2009

I installed Love, but at times it seems to be a tremendous resource hog, demanding lots of memory and CPU cycles that I’d like to use for other programs. Then at other times it runs very smoothly in the background, without requiring much attention. I guess that’s normal if you’re running it in a multi-user configuration. Things should be more stable when you restrict it to just two licensed users.

Vered - MomGrind - February 17, 2009

This was great! I think the most important- and liberating – step is “Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.”

Suzie Cheel - February 17, 2009

You made my day, I love how you write and as well as informative so amusing and what abundance in the freeware:)

I like what Vered says above too- so true
Blessings
Suzie

Evelyn - February 17, 2009

@Stacey, welcome back!! Hope you had a good break. Do spread the freeware around!

@Jannie, good for you. After Valentine’s Day, we are all feeling afresh and dewy eyed. Great time to spread love around!

@J.D. Meier, it’s a great story but I was not one who wrote it!! See note at the end of my post. I decided not to make amendments or add more of my thoughts as I didn’t want to spoil the story. I’m glad that you enjoyed it!

Jay - February 17, 2009

I know it is not very manly to say, but this was adorable! Thanks Evelyn for sharing your heart with us today!

Evelyn - February 17, 2009

@Marelisa, what a lovely thought.

@Jay Schryer, great! Pass the freeware on!

@Alik, once again, I didn’t write the story. I put a note at the end of my post that it was from an email. Nevertheless, thanks for liking the shared story.

Nicholas Powiull - February 17, 2009

That was magnificently creative indeed! Thank you for sharing, what a lovely experience lol 🙂

Love is truly all there is! 🙂

Everyone seeks to accomplish love in many different ways. For most it’s in subconscious ways. I observe that sometimes people will seek to know themselves as love by being unloving. Be being unloving they project and create what they do not desire in their lives, in order to know what they do desire. Alternatively some people will banish love, destroy love, and reject love because they do not feel they deserve to be loved. They feel worthless and choose to hurt themselves because in this manner they are asking for love.

I can see how every attack is a cry for love. Therefore to me, it’s only logical to respond to unloving people… with love. Give someone love when they least deserve it because in those times is when they need love the most.

Evelyn - February 17, 2009

@Alik, glad that you like the story. Once again, as mentioned in the post, it is not written by me.

@Jean, glad that you like the story.

@Hunter, perhaps there can be different love programs written and run for different purposes. In some cases, a two-user program may be more appropriate before the system crashes and in others, a multi-user program can allow more bytes to pass through in a network.

@Vered, I like that too 🙂

Evelyn - February 17, 2009

@Suzie, okay…I am beginning to wonder if all credits to the story should be placed at the top. The story is not written by me. As explained in the note at the bottom of the post, it came from an email forwarded by a friend. One good thing is that now I am beginning to see why internet marketing gurus are advising that all ads be placed right at the top.

@Jay, your comment certainly made you sound very sweet! You’re a gem!

@Nicholas, it’s nice that you choose to respond to unloving people with love. Now, how many of us can truly do that? Most of us are more inclined to seeing the separateness. We are unaware that we are really very connected. That to show love and compassion to others is also showing them to ourselves.

Daphne - February 17, 2009

Evelyn,

I love this story. Especially the part about deleting ‘verbose self-criticism’, and also as Vered said the part about getting rid of grudge and resentment. Thanks for sharing!

abhijit - February 17, 2009

awesome story. the part about loving yourself is very important ….

Popeye - February 17, 2009

beautiful…every analogy invokes deliberate considerations…hoping to learn from you further.

Liara Covert - February 18, 2009

Every human being is always ready to proceed. It is a question of removing the veils of fear that prevent complete self-acceptance and self-confidence.

Dot - February 18, 2009

That’s really cute, and I’ve already sent it to a friend. I used to work on a help desk, and many stories circulated, but this one is the best I’ve seen.

Dan Massicotte - February 18, 2009

Great Post! Thanks for sharing.

Diane - February 18, 2009

Love it…love it…love it!!!!

Adorable….thnks for sharing!

Evelyn - February 18, 2009

@Daphne, glad that you like the story!

@abhijit, oh yes….all love starts with self-love!

@Popeye, stay tuned *wink*!

@Liara, an important lesson for me too about moving past fears and stepping into power.

Evelyn - February 18, 2009

@Dot, oh yes…do share it. The message has been lying in my folder for some time and it will be a pity not to let more people read it.

@Dan, you are most welcome 🙂

@Diane, you are most welcome too 🙂

Brzee - February 18, 2009

I’ve learned to treat everything with Reverence, especially Computers. Everything has consciousness and can change based on how we look at them, thanks for the post 🙂

Davina - February 18, 2009

Hi Evelyn. I remember reading this a long time ago. It is sooo cute and quite a shame that the author is anonymous. I love stories like this. Thanks for sharing about The Quote Effect 🙂

Jonathan Mead - February 19, 2009

Can Badass run in conjunction with Love? If so, I’m down.

Celes | EmbraceLiving.Net - February 19, 2009

Hey Evelyn, what a great story to illustrate very simple yet often overlooked principles in life! Thank you so much for sharing this with us 😀

Evelyn - February 19, 2009

@Brzee, you are welcome. By the way, I am promoting Mind Movies on my site as well.

@Davina, all the best to more traffic with The Quote Effect!

@Jonathan, hahaha! I don’t know. What do you think?

@Celes, you are most welcome 🙂

Ariel - February 19, 2009

Fun stuff, Evelyn. What a great way of presenting this. 🙂

Sparkle Roundup! | Sparkle and Glitter - February 20, 2009

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Robin - February 21, 2009

Wonderful Evelyn! You can see why it has been doing the email rounds – but I haven’t seen it before, so I’m glad you put it up!

– R x

Evelyn - February 22, 2009

Ariel & Robin,

Thanks for liking what I’ve shared.

Have a great weekend,
Evelyn

Jarrod - Warrior Development - February 25, 2009

As a guy who writes software that was cool!

Carlota | Sqoosh Your Inner Critic! - February 26, 2009

As a former engineer, I still love stories like these! I’ll have to link to this.

I especially love “Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.”
Criticism is like a virus! It has to to be wiped out completely otherwise it can affect all aspects of your life.

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